May 2012
171 posts
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
whirlwind-tornadey:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
…BUT IT’S SO WARM. *Whine*
*grabs a strainer,...
thegrandvisierishere asked: ...why weren't you taking care of Burner. *harsh stare*
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
…BUT IT’S SO WARM. *Whine*
*grabs a strainer, strains Metal out*
*Tries to scuttle...
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
…BUT IT’S SO WARM. *Whine*
*grabs a strainer, strains Metal out*
*Tries to scuttle back to the sake bottle* …It’s cold...
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
…BUT IT’S SO WARM. *Whine*
*grabs a strainer, strains Metal out*
*Tries to scuttle back to the sake bottle* …It’s cold outside that bottle.
You get...
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
…BUT IT’S SO WARM. *Whine*
*grabs a strainer, strains Metal out*
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
dwn009metalbrat:
the-tenguman:
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
I’m osmosis-ing it.
URANUS-SHIT. NOW GET OUT. I GOT SOME HEAVY DRINKING TO DO.
Waiter...There's a Robot in my Sake...
Metal, what the heck are you doing in my sake?
Aisuru (To Love)
((This is a bit of a random vent for Tengu. If anyone wants to reply and make it into something else, feel free!))
Tengu sat down at his desk, staring at a piece of paper quietly…what to write for the newspaper classifieds…well..couldn’t hurt to try for love once more. He took a fude brush, dipped it in sumi ink, and started to write…
Robot seeking Robot!
My name is...
snakey-in-a-box asked: Tengu Man? Can you teach me how to cook Japanese food properly? You seem to know how to make a miso soup just right.
snakey-in-a-box asked: Tengu, can you attack with your long, pointy beak-nose?
quickman-is-quicker asked: Pssst. Hey, Tengu? Do you have parties at your house?
Anonymous asked: Does your nose grow like Pinoccio whenever you lie
Tengu is a jerk.
flamingheatman:
the-tenguman:
flamingheatman:
the-tenguman:
What am I made of, money? Fine. *offers a dollar*
Why are you so mean to me?!
Because I don’t like smoking. It hurts the trees, it hurts the environment…now what if I were to turn that dial on your back to its lowest setting, I wonder.
But I do like it so leave me alone.
Wait, what dial?
….what dial indeed!
